twisted metal!

ladies and gentlemen, i present to you, muthafriggin PLAYSTATION ONE games on my CELL PHONE!!!!this is not a trick or a photoshop... thats the original playstation game, twisted metal 2 (the best game in the entire universe), running in full speed, full screen, with sound, on my cell phone!!!! this is not just some re-made skewed version of the game, this is the original program files that from the actual playstation disc being used and emulated.... allthough this does push my phone to its limites of waht it can do and drains the battery faster then anything else ive run on it...

now, if only i could get xbox 360 games on there id be all set!!!

asshole cops

ok so im driving to work last week and i get off the exit ramp and as i look in my rearview mirror, there are six squad cars behind me.... needless to say i panic and freak out but get a sigh of relief as they turn the other direction.... still curious, i look in my rear view again and one had gotten a little down the road and then turned his lights on and pulled to the middle of the road and blocked traffic so the other five could turn around in the middle of the street.... i panicked again but as i watched in my rear view i saw they they were getting back on the entrance ramp on the highway.... at this point i lost sight of them but i was still interested to see what was going on... i drove up to the next bridge that crossed the highway, went over it and turned left to double back on where i was before, but on the other side of the highway.... i looked down on the highway and there were already two people pulled over by two of the squad cars and as i drove a little further to see the entrance ramp there was three of the squad cars waiting to catch more speeders.... as i came across the next overpass bridge there was the 6th squad car on to with a trooper radaring people for his 5 friends down the line...FUCKING ASSHOLE COPS! i didnt get pulled over or anything but this just seems like a pointless waste of time and police force that could be used to stop REAL crime! i dont know HOW they are catching speeders on that little stretch of road, because whenever im on it, i always end up doing 30 MPH on the FREEWAY because most of the population around my work are crackheads who sholdnt be alive, much less have a license.look at these piggies:


anyways, just a word of warning, if you ever actually get your car above 35 MPH out near the airport, watch out! there are some bully cops teaming up to ruin your day! or you could just avoid the freeways and go rob a bank... you wont get cought because every god damn officer in the state is waiting to give the oh-so-dangerous "speeders" on crosstown a "speeding" ticket.