F U C K W I N T E R

if winter was a person, id go to jail for stabbing it. I love minnesota i just cant fucking stand the cold here. this is a note to let all of you know (if i havent told you already), that next year at this time, i will be moving to las vegas, nevada... where there is no snow and the average temp year round is 85 degrees... there is sun 300 days of the year. theres many other reasons but those are the main ones. i hate winter with a passion and im willing to bet i hate it more then you. sure everyone gripes about the cold and stuff, but then when summer rolls around they gripe about how hot it is. not me my friends. my theory is that you should fucking pick one and stick with it. see im skinny and dont have a lot of "insulation" on my body to keep me warm in these frosty conditions. (yeah i just called all of you fat, screw off, you are all bigger then me). if i want to be warm i have to bundle up to the point where there is so much layers that i cant even put my damn seatbelt on in the car cus i cant reach around to get it. i hate scraping ice from my windows, i hate having to wait 10 minutes for my car to warm up before going to work. i hate shivering and tensing up because of it. i hate fallin on my ass due to ice, i hate almost plowing into the backs of other cars on the road. i hate how everyone else that drives in a snowstorm acts like its the end of the world if they do over 20. i hate how the salt from the plow trucks eats the crap out of the paint on your car. i hate that if i have a nice collector car i can only drive it 4 months of the year. i hate how heating your house costs assloads of money. i hate how coming in from outside always requires you to spend 5 minutes taking everything off again. i hate people tracking snow and dirt through my shop when they come in from outside for something after i just cleaned the floors. fuck winter. i dont ski, snowboard or snowmobile. I dont build snow forts, snowmen or make snow angels. i fucking hate this stuff.