death wish

this brave little mouse decided that its totally normal for mice to be out and running around the shop i work at during day hours with three people in the office... he nearly ran over my foot. when i grabbed my camera i was sure hed run away but he just sat there sniffing around and being cute. i let him escape outside since if i would have told anyone else there they would have smashed his head in.

this shit is bananas! B-A-blah wahtever

dear god, i love banana flavored stuff!!!! (except for 99bananas alcohol, screw that stuff!)... it sucks that the only two candy items that i know about are runts and laffy taffy.... those are still friggin awesome though... anyways, this is a candy gumball machine at the mall that has JUST the banana runts! i was in heaven!!!! i am going to steal this machine some day.

closing in

this is the wall of doom that was from wednesday night when it got really cold really fast.... it was sunny when i walked out of work and about a minute later when my car was finally warmed up i looked out my window and saw this wall of dark scary clouds moving in at a REALLY rapid rate.... just thought this was a cool pic...

i already knew

hahaha thank you cities 97. allthough im sure it was unintentional given the number of times they play his songs, john mayer totally got shafted on this billboard. all you can see from the highway is STING... and nothing else. and they barely even play sting! you know you suck when stings name is 5 times as big as yours on something!

the REAL shit

ok this is waht the hell im talking about... compare this awesome beast of a machine to the puny piece of shit in the post below from saturday. this thing just plain old fucking rules and looks like it will crush you even when standing still. after i get my lotus i think ill get one of these and make my sole purpose in life to run over H2's as much as possible.

S. U. GAY

Yep... this is a toy version of the "hummer" h2. even the toy version is too shitty to do anything impressive... see that sheet roll in front of it? yeah it wont make it over.... kinda like in real life. i hate the hummer h2 with a passion. it does NOT deserve the name hummer on it... when you think hummer, you should think of the military vehicle that can drive OVER other cars and climb hills and go through rivers and mountains and stuff... last commercial i saw for this h2 eyesore it was like "hummer, like nothing else"... yeah you know why? cus everything else can actually do something in terms of off roading. their commercial tried to make it appealing to offroaders and the outdoors adventure people by showing it driving across a DRY LAKE BED. there is NOTHING that is even higher then a god damn speedbump in a dry lake bed for christs sake. god enough of this ranting. im gonna go find a h2 and spit on it.

bootifull

as much as i hate winter here there are still some of the nicest sunsets around this time of year... too bad by the time i got somewhere to get a better shot of last nights, the best part had already passed... so this is what i was left with... still nice though.

F U C K W I N T E R

if winter was a person, id go to jail for stabbing it. I love minnesota i just cant fucking stand the cold here. this is a note to let all of you know (if i havent told you already), that next year at this time, i will be moving to las vegas, nevada... where there is no snow and the average temp year round is 85 degrees... there is sun 300 days of the year. theres many other reasons but those are the main ones. i hate winter with a passion and im willing to bet i hate it more then you. sure everyone gripes about the cold and stuff, but then when summer rolls around they gripe about how hot it is. not me my friends. my theory is that you should fucking pick one and stick with it. see im skinny and dont have a lot of "insulation" on my body to keep me warm in these frosty conditions. (yeah i just called all of you fat, screw off, you are all bigger then me). if i want to be warm i have to bundle up to the point where there is so much layers that i cant even put my damn seatbelt on in the car cus i cant reach around to get it. i hate scraping ice from my windows, i hate having to wait 10 minutes for my car to warm up before going to work. i hate shivering and tensing up because of it. i hate fallin on my ass due to ice, i hate almost plowing into the backs of other cars on the road. i hate how everyone else that drives in a snowstorm acts like its the end of the world if they do over 20. i hate how the salt from the plow trucks eats the crap out of the paint on your car. i hate that if i have a nice collector car i can only drive it 4 months of the year. i hate how heating your house costs assloads of money. i hate how coming in from outside always requires you to spend 5 minutes taking everything off again. i hate people tracking snow and dirt through my shop when they come in from outside for something after i just cleaned the floors. fuck winter. i dont ski, snowboard or snowmobile. I dont build snow forts, snowmen or make snow angels. i fucking hate this stuff.

second

allright, due to events layed out in the post two down from this, i have purchased a NEW knife!it is made by UZI (so now i technically own two uzis :) and i can legally carry one in my pocket anywhere lol!)

behold, part two

allright, i dont know if any of you remember my first segment of camera phone pictures from when i first got my phone, but i showed some pictures of waht the capability of the phones camera could do... well since then every photo in this journal has been taken from that phonecam but none have really and truly been planned and are just simple point and shoot with no setting adjustments... anyways, i got bored and decided to run a test on my camera today to evaluate some things and compare to an upcoming model... and i just felt like sharing some of the photos taken while running this test.. these are all taken from the sony ericsson k750i 2 megapixel cameraphone. they have all been reduced to half of their original size.the detail on some of these amazed me even after having this phone for 5 months. 4 of these are extreme close ups including the end of a piece of wood, some leaves, some screws, and some bricks. the last one is a backyard shot showing detail level in the trees and far away buildings and things.click on an image to see it full size!

booked

I am oficially a "tagger"!!! I just got my backpack back from last march when the saint paul police busted me and a friend when we were about to go paint on a train. nothing happened except we both sat in sepeerate squad cars with handcuffs on for three hours while being questioned and since we didnt paint anything they had nothing on us. they did take all of our stuff though including my pocketknife, backpack and 10 or 11 spraycans. they wouldnt give me the spraycans back because its illegal or some shit but they claim to have "thrown away" my pocketknife which was a gift from my grilfriend at the time and probably the most useful tool ive ever had. i used it about twenty times a day at work. not to mention it was a really nice knife. im really fucking pissed about this. to officer alan anderson, of the saint paul police, you worthless piece of shit. that knife meant a lot to me, but its not just about the knife. you are a prick in general.FUCK THE SAINT PAUL POLICE!oh yeah, notice how it says item # 2? yeah, im willing to be that item #1 was my knife.

pretty

just a cool sunset picture from tonight... i always seem to leave work right as the best part hits...

spicy

just tried these chips. as most of you know, i LOOOVE spicy foods! the guy who makes these chips, Blair, is in the guiness book of world records for having the hottest hot sauce known to man. the way hotness is ranked is on a scale of units called scovilles... a jalapeno is sometihng like 2,500 or something..... a habanero, the hottest pepper out there, is ranked around 500,000... this dude takes pure extract from the peppers and as of right now has a sauce that has sixteen MILLION scovilles. it comes with a warning label and disclaimer. and one speck of it in a bowl of soup will make your mouth burn for a few days. ANYWAYS< these chips were fucking delicious and pretty mild compared to his hot sauces, but when compared to the stuff that most people are used to, like normal jalapeno chips and "spicy" wings and stuff from restaurants, these chips are insanely friggin hot. it took me about a half hour to finally get the burning to go away after finishing the bag... if you can find them, buy them, like the bag says, FEEL ALIVE!!!