good news!!! GI JOE is returning to its old style of single blister packs of the original style bad ass action figures! no more of this 8 inch tall, dis-proportionate, japanese anime-style bullshit they have been shoving at us for the past years! (see the thing that says "sigma" on it next to the real ones? thats the stupid crap im talking about) These new ones are EXACTLY how i remember them from back when i used to play with them. with guns that resemble real guns and not space blasters and tiny ass details on every last piece. no more of this 4 point articulation on these monster figures so you cant move them, its back to the 12 points where you can move every last feature for the ultimate badass pose!
if you are a parent of a little boy right now, do yourself a favor and get him these. in BULK. FUCK spongebob and pokemon, bring your kid up right by NOT turning him into a little pussy. if i find out that you bought him the "fireman bob playset" or something equally as queer, ill come over and stomp the piss out of it as i throw GI Joes at your son's head.
