Mallows!

holy shit its that time of year again!! multi-colored sugar-coated sugar/marshmallows that you can bite the heads off of!!!! this display stopped me dead in my tracks...

friend in need

if you know my friend dustin, youve probably seen his cell phone. i keep telling him that its time to upgrade. so i think judging by the picture below, you will think the same. hopefully some day he will join the "color screened cell phone users" of the world... :)

random

just thought this shot was cool... this is off my girlfriends new coach purse... cute little keychain... nice pic for a "cameraphone" ;)

chips

dear god look waht i found!!!!

im sur eyour all going "yes jamie, those are doritos..." well people, these arent just any ordinary doritos. these are SALSA fucking VERDE!!!! these existed about ten years ago and they were my ultimate favorite. they have the perfect blend of spices and arent too hot but are just hot enough to keep you satisfied and wanting more. for some reason they discontinued them at the height of my love for them and i stopped seeing them alltogether. i called frito-lay multiple times to try to find out what had happened to my beloved salsa verde and no one was able to help me.... until a few years ago when someone told me that there wasnt a big enough market for southwestern style foods up in the northern states. thats so bullshit. myself alone buying these doritos is enough of a market! anyways, after numerous anonomous phone calls to frito lay telling them that there is a fan-base up in minnesota, just last year i saw them at the corner store near my work in the small 50 cent bags. i got really excited but this wasnt enough. it was one store that i saw them in and they were small bags that left you wanting way more. well folks, tonight is the night! salsa verde is finally back in full force, everywhere, in the big bags!!! WOOOOOOOOOORD!!!! go get some!!!! keep the market for them up here!by the way, anyone remember smoky red BBQ doritos? those were awesome too but i honestly dont think they are coming back ever.

Car Show!!!

Here are my pics of the three best cars at the Minneapolis Auto Show....First, this is the Dodge Challenger concept that should be coming out next year. My dad will own one of these.








Second, the Chevrolet Camaro concept.... Chevy is waiting to see how the Challenger does before even saying if this will become a real car....


Best for last, this is the Chrysler ME Four-Twelve, which means twelve cylinders, and four turbos. zero to sixty in 3.2 seconds... its just a concept and will never go into production.

peppers!

just playin around with my cameraphone again... these are re-sized from 2 megapixel images.the green and red are jalapenos (peppers for pussies), the orange is a habanero.... the hottest pepper ever... i dare you to go try one :)

snowy

fucking snow. made me miss a day of work and lose money. looks cool from my window though when i dont have to be out in it...

R.I.P. Grandpa!

Ok so wednesday morning I got the call that my grandpa had passed away so we had to head up to north dakota where all of my family is from for the funeral and stuff. here are some snapshots from the week/weekend....this is my dog getting ready for a 9 hour car trip. she sat in the back seat the whole way and didnt complain at all!

this is a rest stop in the middle of NO WHERE. this place actually creeped me out. see the clouds in the distance? thats basically a wall of really dark clouds and snow and ice that we later ran into.

some mounted animals at my aunt and uncles house... there is plenty more but this is just what is in the main living room...

my favorite counsins cute ass kids Grace and Jackson:


my grandpa was a WWII vet so they gave him a 21 gun salute and full flag ceremony and played taps and stuff... it was pretty cool and really memorable. i got to keep the rifle shells and the flag

my dog chillin again

this is the HUUUUGE ass train yard across the street from my aunt and uncles.... this is a graffiti writers HEAVEN... no one at alllll cares if you go wandering around even in the daytime with spraypaint cus they dont even know waht the hell graffiti is up there, they just look at waht your doin and say "dang boy! nice paintin'!"


my uncle is a truck driver with a really nice truck, allthough its dirty in this pic.. the sleeper in back is reaallly nice and roomy!

this is main street.... remember dazed and confused? this town is EXACTLY like that movie... all they do for fun is ride around in nice hot rods and throw big parties and stuff... this is seriously my favorite memory of always goin up to ND is riding around when my cousin had his nice cutlass and just rollin up and down main over and over listening to good music and chasin other people... *sigh* hes married now so we dont do that anymore

and of course i found some time to pack my uzi! me and my cousin found a nice lake to go shooting at... so heres me with the gat. you cant tell from the pic but i am actually deaf in this pic.

9 milli yo!

this is my friends glock 23. its a 9mm handgun. real. the cool thing about it is the 33 round "clip" thats stickin out of the botttom (karl if you still read my journal entries, these mags have been available even since before the assault weapon ban.. and to anyone. and glocks are sold at just about every gun store... wonder why you dont hear about the 33 round mags for NORMAL guns on the news huh? always gotta be the same harder to conceal and outdated "assault weapons" getting the bad rap when they do the same god damn thing that normal guns do... ;) anyways, this is gonna be my next gun definately.

fishhhhhhes!

so theres this pet store down on 66th street that sells only exotic saltwater fish like clownfish and all the fish in the fiding nemo movie and stuff.. starfishes and stuff... but they also got some badd ass mo-fo fish that can kill things!!!! i swear to god if i ever have loads of money im gonna get some sharks and stuff!first is the lionfish which some of you might rmember from an earlier entry last year.. this thing does have venomous spines but it really cant seriously injure humans:

second, a barracuda! this one was a little baby and was only as long as a pencil but the guy said they get muuuuch bigger. theres lots of teeth inside the mouth...

third, this is a bluespotted stingray. not the puny ass freshwater ones i posted last year either, this is the ones you find in the ocean that can sting the hell out of you if you step on them. he looked really pissed.

fourth, i dont remember what kinda of shark this was but it was about a foot long and doesnt really get that big... still looked mean though:

fifth, the best for last, a god damn horn shark!!! this dude is about $300 and will grow to over four feet long. you can see it in his eyes that he just wants to kill things. god i want him sooooo bad!!!!!

rollies

ok ive decided that once i get the downpayment on my lotus paid for this is the watch im getting... its a rolex airking.... im not saying how much it is on here but its worth more then some cars, even my daily driver. its got a deep blue metallic face and a custom bezel. it feels nice and looks absolutely gorgeous. for those who are asking why would i want such an expensive watch? well, think about your favorite hobby / interest.... i bet that there is something that is really expensive in every hobby or interest that you have and im sure you would like to own it. sports fans, im sure you would love the best equipment.... girls, you KNOW you want that 3 karat diamod ring thats in the jewlery store window for $25 grand.... everyone wants the best. so im getting the best watch cus its more then just a watch, its a masterpiece. for those who are just thinking its a watch.... do some research on a rolex and learn what goes into making one. the first pic is the watch im getting... the second pic is a pic of me and my friend dustins watches that we want... he wants the one on teh left and i want the one on the right.... the left one is the submariner model which is about 14 grand and the all gold presidential goes for $18,000
mine:

future potentials:

SLVR

ok for those of you obsessed with current trends and fads (for those who wear pre torn and faded jeans and those who think the ipod video is the coolest thing EVER) here is this years predicted hottest phone. im telling you about this before it becomes really popular so you can be one of the first to have it and be "cool" for a few weeks. cingular offers it for $200 with a 2 year contract. its the "candybar" version of the RAZR, called the SLVR which means sliver, not silver (how original.. or wait... "orgnl"). the camera still sucks and the software is janky as hell but yeah, just wait till you guys see my suprise i got coming this spring. it will blow this POS out of the universe! ;)

paint

so since i got rid of my impala i also sold the paint that i had which i was going to use to paint it. i sold it to a fellow club member and this weekend i went to the world of wheels car show and saw his car with my old paint used on it.... and GOD DAMN i love it! if i ever paint a car again im getting more of this stuff.... look at the sparkles!!!