fishhhhhhes!

so theres this pet store down on 66th street that sells only exotic saltwater fish like clownfish and all the fish in the fiding nemo movie and stuff.. starfishes and stuff... but they also got some badd ass mo-fo fish that can kill things!!!! i swear to god if i ever have loads of money im gonna get some sharks and stuff!first is the lionfish which some of you might rmember from an earlier entry last year.. this thing does have venomous spines but it really cant seriously injure humans:

second, a barracuda! this one was a little baby and was only as long as a pencil but the guy said they get muuuuch bigger. theres lots of teeth inside the mouth...

third, this is a bluespotted stingray. not the puny ass freshwater ones i posted last year either, this is the ones you find in the ocean that can sting the hell out of you if you step on them. he looked really pissed.

fourth, i dont remember what kinda of shark this was but it was about a foot long and doesnt really get that big... still looked mean though:

fifth, the best for last, a god damn horn shark!!! this dude is about $300 and will grow to over four feet long. you can see it in his eyes that he just wants to kill things. god i want him sooooo bad!!!!!

rollies

ok ive decided that once i get the downpayment on my lotus paid for this is the watch im getting... its a rolex airking.... im not saying how much it is on here but its worth more then some cars, even my daily driver. its got a deep blue metallic face and a custom bezel. it feels nice and looks absolutely gorgeous. for those who are asking why would i want such an expensive watch? well, think about your favorite hobby / interest.... i bet that there is something that is really expensive in every hobby or interest that you have and im sure you would like to own it. sports fans, im sure you would love the best equipment.... girls, you KNOW you want that 3 karat diamod ring thats in the jewlery store window for $25 grand.... everyone wants the best. so im getting the best watch cus its more then just a watch, its a masterpiece. for those who are just thinking its a watch.... do some research on a rolex and learn what goes into making one. the first pic is the watch im getting... the second pic is a pic of me and my friend dustins watches that we want... he wants the one on teh left and i want the one on the right.... the left one is the submariner model which is about 14 grand and the all gold presidential goes for $18,000
mine:

future potentials:

SLVR

ok for those of you obsessed with current trends and fads (for those who wear pre torn and faded jeans and those who think the ipod video is the coolest thing EVER) here is this years predicted hottest phone. im telling you about this before it becomes really popular so you can be one of the first to have it and be "cool" for a few weeks. cingular offers it for $200 with a 2 year contract. its the "candybar" version of the RAZR, called the SLVR which means sliver, not silver (how original.. or wait... "orgnl"). the camera still sucks and the software is janky as hell but yeah, just wait till you guys see my suprise i got coming this spring. it will blow this POS out of the universe! ;)

paint

so since i got rid of my impala i also sold the paint that i had which i was going to use to paint it. i sold it to a fellow club member and this weekend i went to the world of wheels car show and saw his car with my old paint used on it.... and GOD DAMN i love it! if i ever paint a car again im getting more of this stuff.... look at the sparkles!!!

the ONE!!!

ok guys sorry for lack of updates recently....anyways today I went to this guys house around orono and saw the actual lotus esprit that im getting. its a 1991 lotus esprit se. only has 25k miles on it and its the most beautiful car ive ever seen. should hit about 320 horsepower... top speed of 170 miles per hour and can outhandle some ferraris. this car should be in my garage in early june. anyone wanna ride in the red rocket when i get it??!! ;)

party!

ok, this was all the alcyhawl was bought for four people on new years eve :) I dont drink hardly at all, but this was still a fun pic.fun party, good times. we also got $50 worth of free pizza thanks to two girls that will remain nameless showing their boobs to the guys at the pizza place!

butter

this is a dude i made out of butter when i got bored at perkins last night... hes got ketchup for a mouth, chicken bits for eyes and a french fry nose.

ring

so this is the cool thing i got my girlfriend for christmas... a nice mesh ring with a heart on it from tiffany and co. :)

HAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHH

Look at this fucking piece of shit!!!! HAAAAAHAHAHA i laughed my ass off when i saw it! this is the "hummer" h3.... whats next a friggin station wagon for the h4? christ this is stupid. i can stand next to it and see over the top. it would take a damn giant to see over a real H1! oh man, i thought the h2 was bad but WOW!... oh man im sure this journal entry sucks but i just dont know how to describe the suckiness of this hunk of dog shit.

daylight?

the only cool thing about winter is that when its a really snowy night, the darkness turns into almost daylight conditions. coming home at 12:30 AM I was able to see my backyard as if it were early evening. crazy stuff.

treeeee

ok this completely out-does my christmas lights display... this tree is REALLY big and has more lights on it then i think you can buy at one time at the store. seriously, a person when standing up next to this tree comes up to right under the bottom first branch... it provides almost daylight conditions for the neighbors :) how annoying.... i like these people lol

lambo-power

today a friend came in from phoenix arizona to purchase a car that i know the owner of. the car was a 1984 lamborghini countach. i love lamborghinis.. anyways heres my favorite pictures snapped from today.... first one, a VERY VERY rare sight... a lambo in the SNOW!

second, me sittin in the thing... its very cramped.

holidays

this is a shot of the christmas lights that i spent all day two sundays ago putting up with my dad... not the best shot and trust me it looks way better in person :)

death wish

this brave little mouse decided that its totally normal for mice to be out and running around the shop i work at during day hours with three people in the office... he nearly ran over my foot. when i grabbed my camera i was sure hed run away but he just sat there sniffing around and being cute. i let him escape outside since if i would have told anyone else there they would have smashed his head in.

this shit is bananas! B-A-blah wahtever

dear god, i love banana flavored stuff!!!! (except for 99bananas alcohol, screw that stuff!)... it sucks that the only two candy items that i know about are runts and laffy taffy.... those are still friggin awesome though... anyways, this is a candy gumball machine at the mall that has JUST the banana runts! i was in heaven!!!! i am going to steal this machine some day.

closing in

this is the wall of doom that was from wednesday night when it got really cold really fast.... it was sunny when i walked out of work and about a minute later when my car was finally warmed up i looked out my window and saw this wall of dark scary clouds moving in at a REALLY rapid rate.... just thought this was a cool pic...

i already knew

hahaha thank you cities 97. allthough im sure it was unintentional given the number of times they play his songs, john mayer totally got shafted on this billboard. all you can see from the highway is STING... and nothing else. and they barely even play sting! you know you suck when stings name is 5 times as big as yours on something!

the REAL shit

ok this is waht the hell im talking about... compare this awesome beast of a machine to the puny piece of shit in the post below from saturday. this thing just plain old fucking rules and looks like it will crush you even when standing still. after i get my lotus i think ill get one of these and make my sole purpose in life to run over H2's as much as possible.

S. U. GAY

Yep... this is a toy version of the "hummer" h2. even the toy version is too shitty to do anything impressive... see that sheet roll in front of it? yeah it wont make it over.... kinda like in real life. i hate the hummer h2 with a passion. it does NOT deserve the name hummer on it... when you think hummer, you should think of the military vehicle that can drive OVER other cars and climb hills and go through rivers and mountains and stuff... last commercial i saw for this h2 eyesore it was like "hummer, like nothing else"... yeah you know why? cus everything else can actually do something in terms of off roading. their commercial tried to make it appealing to offroaders and the outdoors adventure people by showing it driving across a DRY LAKE BED. there is NOTHING that is even higher then a god damn speedbump in a dry lake bed for christs sake. god enough of this ranting. im gonna go find a h2 and spit on it.

bootifull

as much as i hate winter here there are still some of the nicest sunsets around this time of year... too bad by the time i got somewhere to get a better shot of last nights, the best part had already passed... so this is what i was left with... still nice though.